February 2012
glitterz0mbie:
i love when my girlfriend leaves me random voice mails that are too long they get cut off hahaha
I hate when people don't believe that this was a...
chiakaitlin:
they’re like ohh okay.
assholes. Some people plan pregnancies before they’re 30. It happens. Get over it.
thatcrazystupidlove:
QUINN!
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
produmbledorebro:
I am pretty sure that is Heather Morris calling Naya Rivera “babe” so fuck you and fuck your family